If Only Every Transaction Were Like This
It’s my last night in New York, and I’m shipping some items back to LA, among them the three bottles of fancy champagne I got as bridal party gifts from Lee & Hannah’s wedding.
Shipping Guy: [Looks at bottles.] Are those alcohol?
Me: Yeah. They’re champagne.
Shipping Guy: Sorry, we can’t ship alcohol.
Me: Oh. Well…then they’re not.
Shipping Guy: Okay. Where to?



